CIA Director David Petraeus resigns, cites extramarital affair
Xinhua News Agency asked that I embargo for release the confirmation that Edwin Wilson has joined the Butthole in the Wall Gang after faking his death. Edwin Wilson is a welcomed member of the Butthole in the Wall Gang and is in excellent health for a man his age, who has endured so much stress while incarcerated for decades, and did quite a bit of boozing and drug experimentation. He had quite a nose for Coca Cola but has curtailed that activity due to heart problems. Colonel Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and his sons have beach villas next door to Edwin Wilson and enjoy fishing and sailing with their old pal, when his sons are NOT infected with STDs and do not scream at the top of their lungs when urinating at night. Edwin Wilson told all of Kadafi's sons to keep their peckers in their pockets when it comes to chasing skirts. Edwin Wilson has also had quite a few STDs in his time and finds the Kadafi boys quite amusing.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
My Interview with P. W. Greed of the American Tea Party
P. W. Greed was kind enough to visit me at my beach retreat in Sulawesi after opening up new sweatshops in Asia on behalf of his Greenwich Connecticut Hedge Fund Greed & Associates, LLC. We had drinks like Mai Tais as well as some very nice opium. He opened up about the way the Tea Party in the USA thinks.
The entitlements issues according to P. W. Greed:
Enough with all these entitlements! This crazy spending HAS TO STOP! People lose their jobs and apply for unemployment benefits. What's that about? That means they don't do anything to find work. They just want to live off the government. I have an MBA and a JD from Columbia University and run a hedge fund. I work long hours and work very hard, yet the government STEALS the money I make and gives it to all these lazy bums collecting unemployment benefits. Labor costs are skyrocketing so corporations need to cut labor costs in order to maximize profits. That means some people will lose their jobs. The free market is a tough and brutal system, but it's the best one we have and it leads to a more efficient distribution of wealth and use of resources. The people making cuts to labor get bonuses for doing so. That's capitalism. Nobody said capitalism was perfect. We need to put an end to this welfare state mentality...
Social Security needs to get the ax as far I am concerned... This is just more crazy spending by the government. They STEAL the money I make every year and give it to people who think they deserve to have the government support them in their old age or when they get sick. This is outrageous. I am worth about 45-56 million dollars and i make about 1.4 million per year-that is AFTER taxes.That is only my base salary and does not include bonuses. I am still working hard with the IRS to figure out just how much I owe them in capital gains taxes every year. I invest my fortune and try to optimize my yields. It is a very hard struggle when you have to fight the government for every dime you earn. I could be making a lot more money if the government was not acting like a tyrant and giving my hard -earned money away to lazy bums and losers. I have to pay all these taxes to support a bunch of lazy bums and people who think they need to the government to take care of them when they get old. They need to take more personal responsibility. If it's not a question of personal responsibility, we need to come to terms with the fact that it's NOT government's role to help anybody when they go through hard times. They did not save enough for retirement; they lost their pensions to a Bernie Madoff type... Well that's tough shit! Why does my hard-earned money have to be taken away from me?!
North Korean Concentration Camp Guards as Political Consultants to the Tea Party of America:
North Korea is a communist dictatorship, but we in the Tea Party and fiscal conservatives in American politics are very impressed with some of the public policies of North Korea. We in the Tea Party feel that it's not government's role to help anybody get back on their feet or when they are going through hardships. Thats' not what government is about! It's not government's fault if people don't have adequate food and shelter. Why do people need to have government take away their money and feed and house other people who have this mentality of entitlements!? Well, North Korea has policies similar to the Tea Party. North Korea also thinks it is not government's role to feed and house people. North Korea also has elite members of it's society that enjoy many benefits that the rest of society does not have. Well, I have a beach home in the Bahamas. Does that mean I have to pay more taxes to feed people on welfare and Social Security? Hell no! They don't have beach homes in the Bahamas! That does not mean I have to share my wealth with them! North Korea's elite gets to eat all sorts of exotic meals that the regular population does not even know exists. The Tea Party was very impressed with these socioeconomic policies of North Korea. There is NOTHING wrong with the elite of a society enjoying the finer things in life. I will NOT give up my country club membership in Palm Beach to help somebody on the unemployment line. Let them get a job and work for a living like I do! We have many North Korean concentration camp guards in the Tea Party give us tips on how North Korea deals with some of the same issues involving government's role in feeding, housing, and educating people. Medical care is just like buying a car. When was the last time you went to a car dealership that had free Cadillacs? Well, if you can't afford medical care because you are sick and dying or suffering from medical problems, you need to pay for those services. Government should not have to help in any way. Why should I pay tax money so some kid with poor parents can get free help for his polio, or free measles shots? It's just outrageous! North Korean concentration camp guards have given the Tea Party some great innovative ideas on how to deal with people who think it is government's role to help them.
I will have more details in the future about the Tea Party of America on this post. Xinhua News agency has asked that I embargo for release any more details of my interviews with members of the American Tea Party. The People's Republic of China steadfastly refuses to involve itself in another nation's internal affairs. The American elections are just around the corner, and Xinhua News has a strict policy of mutual respect and non-interference in another nation's internal affairs.
The entitlements issues according to P. W. Greed:
Enough with all these entitlements! This crazy spending HAS TO STOP! People lose their jobs and apply for unemployment benefits. What's that about? That means they don't do anything to find work. They just want to live off the government. I have an MBA and a JD from Columbia University and run a hedge fund. I work long hours and work very hard, yet the government STEALS the money I make and gives it to all these lazy bums collecting unemployment benefits. Labor costs are skyrocketing so corporations need to cut labor costs in order to maximize profits. That means some people will lose their jobs. The free market is a tough and brutal system, but it's the best one we have and it leads to a more efficient distribution of wealth and use of resources. The people making cuts to labor get bonuses for doing so. That's capitalism. Nobody said capitalism was perfect. We need to put an end to this welfare state mentality...
Social Security needs to get the ax as far I am concerned... This is just more crazy spending by the government. They STEAL the money I make every year and give it to people who think they deserve to have the government support them in their old age or when they get sick. This is outrageous. I am worth about 45-56 million dollars and i make about 1.4 million per year-that is AFTER taxes.That is only my base salary and does not include bonuses. I am still working hard with the IRS to figure out just how much I owe them in capital gains taxes every year. I invest my fortune and try to optimize my yields. It is a very hard struggle when you have to fight the government for every dime you earn. I could be making a lot more money if the government was not acting like a tyrant and giving my hard -earned money away to lazy bums and losers. I have to pay all these taxes to support a bunch of lazy bums and people who think they need to the government to take care of them when they get old. They need to take more personal responsibility. If it's not a question of personal responsibility, we need to come to terms with the fact that it's NOT government's role to help anybody when they go through hard times. They did not save enough for retirement; they lost their pensions to a Bernie Madoff type... Well that's tough shit! Why does my hard-earned money have to be taken away from me?!
North Korean Concentration Camp Guards as Political Consultants to the Tea Party of America:
North Korea is a communist dictatorship, but we in the Tea Party and fiscal conservatives in American politics are very impressed with some of the public policies of North Korea. We in the Tea Party feel that it's not government's role to help anybody get back on their feet or when they are going through hardships. Thats' not what government is about! It's not government's fault if people don't have adequate food and shelter. Why do people need to have government take away their money and feed and house other people who have this mentality of entitlements!? Well, North Korea has policies similar to the Tea Party. North Korea also thinks it is not government's role to feed and house people. North Korea also has elite members of it's society that enjoy many benefits that the rest of society does not have. Well, I have a beach home in the Bahamas. Does that mean I have to pay more taxes to feed people on welfare and Social Security? Hell no! They don't have beach homes in the Bahamas! That does not mean I have to share my wealth with them! North Korea's elite gets to eat all sorts of exotic meals that the regular population does not even know exists. The Tea Party was very impressed with these socioeconomic policies of North Korea. There is NOTHING wrong with the elite of a society enjoying the finer things in life. I will NOT give up my country club membership in Palm Beach to help somebody on the unemployment line. Let them get a job and work for a living like I do! We have many North Korean concentration camp guards in the Tea Party give us tips on how North Korea deals with some of the same issues involving government's role in feeding, housing, and educating people. Medical care is just like buying a car. When was the last time you went to a car dealership that had free Cadillacs? Well, if you can't afford medical care because you are sick and dying or suffering from medical problems, you need to pay for those services. Government should not have to help in any way. Why should I pay tax money so some kid with poor parents can get free help for his polio, or free measles shots? It's just outrageous! North Korean concentration camp guards have given the Tea Party some great innovative ideas on how to deal with people who think it is government's role to help them.
I will have more details in the future about the Tea Party of America on this post. Xinhua News agency has asked that I embargo for release any more details of my interviews with members of the American Tea Party. The People's Republic of China steadfastly refuses to involve itself in another nation's internal affairs. The American elections are just around the corner, and Xinhua News has a strict policy of mutual respect and non-interference in another nation's internal affairs.
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