CIA Director David Petraeus resigns, cites extramarital affair

CIA Director David Petraeus resigns, cites extramarital affair
Xinhua News Agency asked that I embargo for release the confirmation that Edwin Wilson has joined the Butthole in the Wall Gang after faking his death. Edwin Wilson is a welcomed member of the Butthole in the Wall Gang and is in excellent health for a man his age, who has endured so much stress while incarcerated for decades, and did quite a bit of boozing and drug experimentation. He had quite a nose for Coca Cola but has curtailed that activity due to heart problems. Colonel Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and his sons have beach villas next door to Edwin Wilson and enjoy fishing and sailing with their old pal, when his sons are NOT infected with STDs and do not scream at the top of their lungs when urinating at night. Edwin Wilson told all of Kadafi's sons to keep their peckers in their pockets when it comes to chasing skirts. Edwin Wilson has also had quite a few STDs in his time and finds the Kadafi boys quite amusing.

My Interview with P. W. Greed of the American Tea Party

P. W. Greed was kind enough to visit me at my beach retreat in Sulawesi after opening up  new sweatshops in Asia on behalf of his Greenwich Connecticut Hedge Fund Greed & Associates, LLC. We had drinks like Mai Tais as well as some very nice opium. He opened up about the way the Tea Party in the USA  thinks.
The entitlements issues according to P. W. Greed:
Enough with all these entitlements! This crazy spending HAS TO STOP! People lose their jobs and apply for unemployment benefits. What's that about? That means they don't do anything to find work. They just want to live off the government. I have an MBA and a JD from Columbia University and run a  hedge fund. I work long hours and work very hard, yet the government STEALS the money I make and gives it to all these lazy bums collecting unemployment benefits. Labor costs are skyrocketing so corporations need to cut labor costs in order to maximize profits. That means some people will lose their jobs. The free market is a tough and brutal system, but it's the best one we have and it leads to a more efficient distribution of wealth and use of resources. The people making cuts to labor get bonuses for doing so. That's capitalism. Nobody said capitalism was perfect. We need to put an end to this welfare state mentality...
Social Security needs to get the ax as far I am concerned... This is just more crazy spending by the government. They STEAL the money I make every year and give it to people who think they deserve to have the government support them in their old age or when they get sick. This is outrageous. I am worth about 45-56 million dollars and i make about 1.4 million  per year-that is AFTER taxes.That is only my base salary and does not include bonuses. I am still working hard with the IRS to figure out just how much I owe them in capital gains taxes every year. I invest my fortune and try to optimize my yields. It is a very hard struggle when you have to fight the government  for every dime you earn. I could be making a lot more money if the government was not acting like a tyrant and giving my hard -earned money away to lazy bums and losers. I have to pay all these taxes to support a bunch of lazy bums and people who think they need to the government to take care of them when they get old. They need to take more personal responsibility. If it's not a question of personal responsibility, we need to come to terms with the fact that it's NOT government's role to help anybody when they go through hard times. They did not save enough for retirement; they lost their pensions to a Bernie Madoff type... Well that's tough shit! Why does my hard-earned money have to be taken away from me?!

North Korean Concentration Camp Guards as Political Consultants to the Tea Party of America:
North Korea is a communist dictatorship, but we in the  Tea Party and fiscal conservatives in American politics are very impressed with some of the public policies of North Korea. We in the Tea Party feel that it's not government's role to help anybody get back on their feet or when they are going through hardships. Thats' not what government is about! It's not government's fault if people don't have adequate food and shelter. Why do people need to have government  take away their money and feed and house other people who have this mentality of entitlements!? Well, North Korea has policies similar to the Tea Party. North Korea also thinks it is not government's role to feed and house people. North Korea also has elite members of it's society that enjoy many benefits that the rest of society does not have. Well, I have a beach home in the Bahamas. Does that mean I have to pay more taxes to feed people on welfare and Social Security? Hell no! They don't have beach homes in the Bahamas! That does not mean I have to share my wealth with them! North Korea's elite gets to eat all sorts of exotic meals that the regular population does not even know exists. The Tea Party was very impressed with these socioeconomic policies of North Korea. There is NOTHING wrong with the elite of a  society enjoying the finer things in life. I will NOT give up my country club membership in Palm Beach to help somebody on the unemployment line. Let them get a job and work for a living like I do! We have many North Korean concentration camp guards in the Tea Party give us tips on how North Korea deals with some of the same issues involving government's role in feeding, housing, and educating people. Medical care is just like buying  a car. When was the last time you went to a car dealership that had free Cadillacs? Well, if you can't afford medical care because you are sick and dying or suffering from medical problems, you need to pay for those services. Government should not have to help in any way. Why should I pay tax money so some kid with poor parents can get free help for his polio, or free measles shots? It's just outrageous! North Korean concentration camp guards have given the Tea Party some great innovative ideas on how to deal with people who think it is government's role to help them.

I will have more details in the future about the Tea Party of America on this post.  Xinhua News agency has asked that I embargo for release any more details of my interviews with members of the American Tea Party. The People's Republic of China steadfastly refuses to involve itself in another nation's internal affairs. The American elections are just around the corner, and Xinhua News has a strict policy of mutual respect and non-interference in another nation's internal affairs.

Col. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Kadafi and his sons with STDS

His Excellency Colonel Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken el Kadafi and his sons are enjoying their retirements from public life. The billions in petrol dollars over the decades, and careful investment portfolios have made Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his sons not only filthy rich, but disgustingly rich! Xinhua News has finally given me the ok to begin leaking details of Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi faking his death and going into hiding with his sons in Indonesia. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi has even more lucrative investments in oil exploration and forestry products in Indonesia. They have lavish, palatial beach villas replete will all sorts of luxuries and amenities. This has brought all sorts of women from around the world to stay with them and have lots of fun in the sun. Unfortunately, Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi's sons are not as mature or experienced as their father when it comes to getting the clap. Many servants, inlcuding British butler services provided by British Petroleum, KBR, Halliburton and other oil companies, have reported unusually high-pitched screams late at night, then the sound of the toilet flushing. This is usually due to VD infections and painful urination. Xinhua News has assigned its best reporters to research the case. These Xinhua News reporters know how to report real news,  and that certainly gives the Xinhua News brand international prestige. This is only a brief highlight about what is transpiring with Col. Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his wayward and spoiled-rich sons. I have delayed postings lately due to the security situations in Flores and Sulawesi. These are out-of-the-way places where people with a past congregate. We all try to watch out for each other, so posting a lot of information about our whereabouts is a highly complicated process.The Butthole in the Wall Gang can not officially confirm or deny anything about the status of Edwin Wilson. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi is very sensitive about certain issues. His sons infected with VD has been a major headache for him.

China Forbids International Tourism to Tibet Indefinitely

China Forbids International Tourism to Tibet Indefinitely: Audrey Wozniak and Gloria Riviera report: BEIJING – In a matter of days, the number of expected foreign visitors to Tibet has gone from millions to zero. Chinese authorities alerted foreign travel agencies Tuesday that they would no longer be issuing entry permits to Tibet,...

The famous Chinese artist Ai Weiwei has done a new nude painting of a woman's asshole.  Red pubic hair is quite visible around her anus, and coming out of her pussy is a thick bush of red pubes... Ai Weiwei has given this painting the title "Li Peng in Tianamen Square", according to Indian prime minister Manmohan Singh. I am presently trying to contact my old pal  Atal Bihari Vajpayee to see if he can confirm this story and the title of the naked asshole painting. Ai Weiwie has been difficult to reach for some reason. Many are convinced that it is Diane Swonk who posed nude for this painting by Ai Weiwei. He will NOT confirm or deny this at all. If you had sex with Diane Swonk and know what her asshole and pussy look like, then I would encourage you to post a comment here at any time with details of her anal and vaginal profile. Already we have gotten quite a few accurate details about Valerie Scooter Plame not shaving her pubic hair and having a smooth asshole surface to lick with a warm wet tongue. There will be more details leaked at this web site as soon as those details can be confirmed--both regarding Diane Swonk and  Valerie Scooter Plame.

Chemical Louie and Comical Louie

Her Excellency Grace Mugabe has been informing me of a  free-lance contract agent of the Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe and the Chinese Ministry of State Security. American law enforcement, as well as American intelligence, refer to him as Chemical Louie and Comical Louie because he taunts and ridicules establishment figures without mercy. They consider him to be as dangerous or even more dangerous than Chemical Ali; and his brand of humor is much more offensive to them than Comical Ali. Katty Kay, who is very anal and vaginal in her presentations and appearance in order to bring more revenue to BBC News, has been getting leaked information by undisclosed government officials of various embassies in Washington, DC, regarding Chemical/Comical Louie. He has a background in science and business, and is rumored to be some type of Honky surfer boy who has gone into business for himself. There are more details that are yet to be made public. Suffice it to say that Katty Kay has the scoop on a lot of stories, but this is by far THE most bizarre. More information will be disclosed by the Butthole in the Wall Gang, Inc. when available. It is also rumored that New York mayor Michael Bloombooger does not like Chemical/Comical Louie at all.

Is Hugo Chavez Trying to Impress Jodie Foster? - Topix#lastPost

Is Hugo Chavez Trying to Impress Jodie Foster? - Topix#lastPost
The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has been alerting me about these very important developments regarding Hugo Chavez and the very strange and bizarre obsession he has with Jodie Foster and Judy Greer. If you have any helpful info for the Secret Service, then feel free to contact them at their Bogota, Colombia, office.

Robert Mugabe is one BAD-ASS NIGGAH!

I will write more about this subject in the future, but there is a breaking story coming out of Zimbabwe on how Robert Mugabe is about to find the fabled  Fountain of Youth sought after by the Honky Conquistador Ponce De Leon, and will run for president of Zimbabwe and win yet again! He has told several Honky, Uncle Tom, and Oreo  leaders to suck on his black ass if they do not like his methods of operation.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee and the RED Pubic Hair of Samantha Power

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Las Mariconerias del Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez sigue obsesionado con Jodie Foster y Jennifer Anuston.  Google Hillary Duff tight jeans mind relaxing ideas...then Google Hugo Chavez Hillary Duff

On the Run

His Excellency Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo is now living in undisclosed locations throughout the world. French officials were getting way to close to his accounts in the the Caymans, Andorra, Pitcairn...
Col. Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and Osama bin Mierda are also said to be hiding out with him in secret locations after faking their deaths. Valerie Scooter Plame and her husband Ambassador Joseph Wilson are angered by these rumors because it does not fit into the official story. Valerie Scooter Plame wanted to be a Hollywood celebrity, but her 15 minutes and 33 seconds of fame only lasted three minutes and 15 seconds. cia.gov has all the details in their kids section. If you look through the cia.gov , you will see they have a section for kids. This is actually an encrypted area of their web site for contract agents like Valerie Scooter Plame to get encrypted messages. The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has all sorts of cyber talents monitoring this site and mining it for data.