We at the Butthole in the Wall Gang are very pleased to welcome Manuel Noriega and Hugo Chavez to our hideouts in Sulawesi and Flores in Indonesia. Hugo Chavez has been hearing rumors about a new method to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women. If you look at the nude scene that Fiona Shaw did in Mountains of the Moon, you will see she was on all fours, with ger legs spread slightly apart so the crack of her ass is slightly spread apart while she had a man with a hot candle hovering up and down her back; this allows for her to sweat and the hot air with the aroma of her ass crack to RISE! Hugo Chavez had been obsessed with this form of love making for quite some time; faking his death would further impress Hollywood and Bollywood women that he finds attractive. Manuel Noriega has been with the Butthole in the Wall Gang for quite some time but the French government asked us to hold off on publishing this until Hugo Chavez could be stabilised for further psychological evaluations by Cuban doctors and Haitian Voodoo witch doctors.
There are rumors that a Honky Conquistador had Dutch "wives" from each of the seven counties of the Dutch free state living with him in sin in Jamaica while captain Henry Morgan was governor of Jamaica and a business partner of this Honky Conquistador. The English women that he had in Jamaica as mistresses would do the same as Fiona Shaw.. He would then ask them after getting a rich aroma in the hot humid tropical weather... Are you a Yorkshire woman or are you from Oxfordshire? This Honky Conquista sum bitch would often get his faced slapped hard for asking such a question in bed...This Honky Conquistador picked his Dutch "wives" by asking them which county are they from...They would oftentimes slap his face for asking such a question!
Visitors to Montego Bay and Kingston have sighted "ghost ships" with this Honky Conquistador and Captain Henry Morgan sailing together...They were part of a black market operation that neither the kingdoms of Spain or England knew about. Trans Pacific goods in exchange for Honky Conquista fincas in Jamaica. He and captain Morgan were growing hemp (Mary Jew Wanna) on these fincas and selling it to Frenchy, Dutchy, and PortuGEE buccaneers...What is today Belize was being logged by the great, great, great...grand pappa of John Gleese and was also a business and part of the sphere of influence of this black market network of buccaneers and bandidos. King Charles 2 of England did not like Henry Morgan very much and heard rumors about these business dealings but was afraid of losing his head like his daddy...The Habsurg dynasty at this time had bigger fish to fry by expanding in the Danube Valley towards the Black Sea and the Mediterranean Sea. They had little interests in trying to curtail black market activities on the other end of the earth where there were diminishing returns.
Hugo Chavez is fascinated by this Honky Conquista Zorro of the Caribbean going into business with captain Morgan. The great , great, great, great, great...grand pappy of George Herbert Walker Charamba had established trans- African trade between Angola and Mozambique and had a bootleg operation with Manila galleons and this Honky Conquista bandolero as his business partner as well.
