His Excellency Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo is now living in undisclosed locations throughout the world. French officials were getting way to close to his accounts in the the Caymans, Andorra, Pitcairn...
Col. Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and Osama bin Mierda are also said to be hiding out with him in secret locations after faking their deaths. Valerie Scooter Plame and her husband Ambassador Joseph Wilson are angered by these rumors because it does not fit into the official story. Valerie Scooter Plame wanted to be a Hollywood celebrity, but her 15 minutes and 33 seconds of fame only lasted three minutes and 15 seconds. cia.gov has all the details in their kids section. If you look through the cia.gov , you will see they have a section for kids. This is actually an encrypted area of their web site for contract agents like Valerie Scooter Plame to get encrypted messages. The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has all sorts of cyber talents monitoring this site and mining it for data.
