Col. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Kadafi and his sons with STDS

His Excellency Colonel Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken el Kadafi and his sons are enjoying their retirements from public life. The billions in petrol dollars over the decades, and careful investment portfolios have made Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his sons not only filthy rich, but disgustingly rich! Xinhua News has finally given me the ok to begin leaking details of Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi faking his death and going into hiding with his sons in Indonesia. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi has even more lucrative investments in oil exploration and forestry products in Indonesia. They have lavish, palatial beach villas replete will all sorts of luxuries and amenities. This has brought all sorts of women from around the world to stay with them and have lots of fun in the sun. Unfortunately, Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi's sons are not as mature or experienced as their father when it comes to getting the clap. Many servants, inlcuding British butler services provided by British Petroleum, KBR, Halliburton and other oil companies, have reported unusually high-pitched screams late at night, then the sound of the toilet flushing. This is usually due to VD infections and painful urination. Xinhua News has assigned its best reporters to research the case. These Xinhua News reporters know how to report real news,  and that certainly gives the Xinhua News brand international prestige. This is only a brief highlight about what is transpiring with Col. Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his wayward and spoiled-rich sons. I have delayed postings lately due to the security situations in Flores and Sulawesi. These are out-of-the-way places where people with a past congregate. We all try to watch out for each other, so posting a lot of information about our whereabouts is a highly complicated process.The Butthole in the Wall Gang can not officially confirm or deny anything about the status of Edwin Wilson. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi is very sensitive about certain issues. His sons infected with VD has been a major headache for him.