Chemical Louie and Comical Louie

Her Excellency Grace Mugabe has been informing me of a  free-lance contract agent of the Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe and the Chinese Ministry of State Security. American law enforcement, as well as American intelligence, refer to him as Chemical Louie and Comical Louie because he taunts and ridicules establishment figures without mercy. They consider him to be as dangerous or even more dangerous than Chemical Ali; and his brand of humor is much more offensive to them than Comical Ali. Katty Kay, who is very anal and vaginal in her presentations and appearance in order to bring more revenue to BBC News, has been getting leaked information by undisclosed government officials of various embassies in Washington, DC, regarding Chemical/Comical Louie. He has a background in science and business, and is rumored to be some type of Honky surfer boy who has gone into business for himself. There are more details that are yet to be made public. Suffice it to say that Katty Kay has the scoop on a lot of stories, but this is by far THE most bizarre. More information will be disclosed by the Butthole in the Wall Gang, Inc. when available. It is also rumored that New York mayor Michael Bloombooger does not like Chemical/Comical Louie at all.

Is Hugo Chavez Trying to Impress Jodie Foster? - Topix#lastPost

Is Hugo Chavez Trying to Impress Jodie Foster? - Topix#lastPost
The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has been alerting me about these very important developments regarding Hugo Chavez and the very strange and bizarre obsession he has with Jodie Foster and Judy Greer. If you have any helpful info for the Secret Service, then feel free to contact them at their Bogota, Colombia, office.

Robert Mugabe is one BAD-ASS NIGGAH!

I will write more about this subject in the future, but there is a breaking story coming out of Zimbabwe on how Robert Mugabe is about to find the fabled  Fountain of Youth sought after by the Honky Conquistador Ponce De Leon, and will run for president of Zimbabwe and win yet again! He has told several Honky, Uncle Tom, and Oreo  leaders to suck on his black ass if they do not like his methods of operation.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee and the RED Pubic Hair of Samantha Power

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Las Mariconerias del Hugo Chavez

Hugo Chavez sigue obsesionado con Jodie Foster y Jennifer Anuston.  Google Hillary Duff tight jeans mind relaxing ideas...then Google Hugo Chavez Hillary Duff