Sunday, October 7, 2012
Col. "Kentucky Fried Chicken" Kadafi and his sons with STDS
His Excellency Colonel Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken el Kadafi and his sons are enjoying their retirements from public life. The billions in petrol dollars over the decades, and careful investment portfolios have made Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his sons not only filthy rich, but disgustingly rich! Xinhua News has finally given me the ok to begin leaking details of Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi faking his death and going into hiding with his sons in Indonesia. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi has even more lucrative investments in oil exploration and forestry products in Indonesia. They have lavish, palatial beach villas replete will all sorts of luxuries and amenities. This has brought all sorts of women from around the world to stay with them and have lots of fun in the sun. Unfortunately, Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi's sons are not as mature or experienced as their father when it comes to getting the clap. Many servants, inlcuding British butler services provided by British Petroleum, KBR, Halliburton and other oil companies, have reported unusually high-pitched screams late at night, then the sound of the toilet flushing. This is usually due to VD infections and painful urination. Xinhua News has assigned its best reporters to research the case. These Xinhua News reporters know how to report real news, and that certainly gives the Xinhua News brand international prestige. This is only a brief highlight about what is transpiring with Col. Moamar Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi and his wayward and spoiled-rich sons. I have delayed postings lately due to the security situations in Flores and Sulawesi. These are out-of-the-way places where people with a past congregate. We all try to watch out for each other, so posting a lot of information about our whereabouts is a highly complicated process.The Butthole in the Wall Gang can not officially confirm or deny anything about the status of Edwin Wilson. Kentucky Fried Chicken Kadafi is very sensitive about certain issues. His sons infected with VD has been a major headache for him.
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ReplyDeleteYou need to include the detals of Col. Kentucky Fried Chicken el Kadafi recording the screams of his sons trying to piss with VD. Fidel and Raul Castro both pissed their pants laughing about this when Col. Kentucky Fried Chicken el Kadafi played the recording on the phone for them. Fidel Castro and Raul Castro had plenty of STD infections when they were younger men, but have learned with age how to avoid STDs. Hu Jintao also burst out laughing when he heard the screams. Hu Jintao had many STD infections in his cock when he used to fuck Tibetan women from behind. He also likes to fuck Indian women this way, according to Manmohan Singh.
ReplyDeleteDavid Patreus got to fuck Valerie Plame in the ass and then got to fuck her good from behind. She loves a good ass fuck, according to Leon Panetta. He did not fuck Valerie Plame up the ass like David Patreus, but he has an extensive file on Valerie
ReplyDeletePlame and her torrid affairs with other men and women. Valerie Plame goes both ways. That is why Ambassador Jospeh Asshole Wilson is so sexually bored with her. He prefers Lewinksy blow jobs to ass fucking or ass/pussy licking Valerie Plame, according to the Congolese embassy in Washington, DC.