Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Chemical Louie and Comical Louie
Her Excellency Grace Mugabe has been informing me of a free-lance contract agent of the Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe and the Chinese Ministry of State Security. American law enforcement, as well as American intelligence, refer to him as Chemical Louie and Comical Louie because he taunts and ridicules establishment figures without mercy. They consider him to be as dangerous or even more dangerous than Chemical Ali; and his brand of humor is much more offensive to them than Comical Ali. Katty Kay, who is very anal and vaginal in her presentations and appearance in order to bring more revenue to BBC News, has been getting leaked information by undisclosed government officials of various embassies in Washington, DC, regarding Chemical/Comical Louie. He has a background in science and business, and is rumored to be some type of Honky surfer boy who has gone into business for himself. There are more details that are yet to be made public. Suffice it to say that Katty Kay has the scoop on a lot of stories, but this is by far THE most bizarre. More information will be disclosed by the Butthole in the Wall Gang, Inc. when available. It is also rumored that New York mayor Michael Bloombooger does not like Chemical/Comical Louie at all.
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This Chemical Louie fellow is a real son of bitch! The Comical Louie side to his personality is an even BIGGER son of a bitch!
ReplyDeleteThe hell with this Chemical and Comical Louie Bozo! We want to hear about His Excellency Col. Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and the STD scandal regarding his sons! Trouble in Paradise: Flores and Indonesia have some very nice beach villas, but Kadafi's sons have some very serious STD problems! Neighbors near the Kadafi beach villa have been hearing loud screams and moans, and the toilet flushing after urination; that usually entails VD! Xinhua News has this story under wrap just so Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo and George Charamba Facebook could start leaking details of the Kadafi "Kentucky Fried Chicken" dynasty bros plauged by the clap! Xinhua was willing to run the story, but the The People's Republic of China wanted to be curteous towards Butthole Bongo from the Congo and the Butthole in the Wall Gang!
ReplyDeleteThe Blonde Pubic Hair Crisis of the Dardanelles continues unabated. Katty Kay is starting to show some silver hair over her RIGHT EYE...This is the work of CIA.GOV and NSA.GOV
ReplyDeleteValerie Scooter Plame is also presented in a very "anal" and "vaginal" method in order to bring in more money to her fifteen minutes and thirty three seconds of fame...
I can confirm that Katty Kay is a true blonde and has fine little blonde pubic hair surrounding her asshole...Her husband's law group has had it's cyber security penetrated by both China and North Korea with thehelp of the Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe and the National Secuurity Organization of Zimbabwe...People want to work for Zimbabwe becasue Zimbabwe does business with contrcat agents. Zimbabwe does NOT engage in silly MK-Ultra bullshit to torture a human being for eternity, like the USA has done in Gitmo...Gitmo will lead yo a "nukuler" attack on USA soil...
SOOOOOOOOON!!!!