His Excellency Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo is now living in undisclosed locations throughout the world. French officials were getting way to close to his accounts in the the Caymans, Andorra, Pitcairn...
Col. Moamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi and Osama bin Mierda are also said to be hiding out with him in secret locations after faking their deaths. Valerie Scooter Plame and her husband Ambassador Joseph Wilson are angered by these rumors because it does not fit into the official story. Valerie Scooter Plame wanted to be a Hollywood celebrity, but her 15 minutes and 33 seconds of fame only lasted three minutes and 15 seconds. cia.gov has all the details in their kids section. If you look through the cia.gov , you will see they have a section for kids. This is actually an encrypted area of their web site for contract agents like Valerie Scooter Plame to get encrypted messages. The Central Intelligence Organization of Zimbabwe has all sorts of cyber talents monitoring this site and mining it for data.
The Butthole in the Wall Gang is a group of world leaders and other (IN)famous folks who are hiding out on the run...It is devoted to keeping absolute secrecy about how they managed to escape and fake their deaths. However, the Butthole in the Wall Gang is also devoted to revealing news stories beyond the headlines. Many of these stories would bother the official story people who want to conform with the dull mundane stories that come out every day and recite rubbish about the world as we know it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on with His Excellency Kim Jong Il? I have been hearing rumors that he is alive and well and has joined the Butthole in the Wall Gang in Indonesia witht he help of cia.gov contract agents. Mnay of these people do not give damn about anything but money. Foady Sankloh joine dthe Butthole in the Wall ganag and got plastic surgery because he said it was sooooo embarrassing to know that Mishal Husain lead group of female reporters to watch him paraded naked in public after his capture.
DeleteThere are rumors that Valerie Scooter Plame is very frustrated about having to shave her pubic hair in order to please her husband Jospeh Wilson who does not like pubic hair when having sex with her. He also has gotten bored with cunnilingus and anilingus when it comes to Valerie Scooter Plame. He never liked eating her out from behind or missionary style, and as her tits sag and her ass gets chunkier, he has been approaching people in the music business with MAF-I-A ties to try and get Playboy bunny types to suck his dick dry...and NO PUBES!
ReplyDeleteAlso be sure to Google "Hugo Chavez Jodie Foster Topix" and "Hugo Chavez Hilary Duff in tight jeans" those postings are very accurate and represent some of the startling news stories that do not make the news very much.
If you Google "Katty Kay pubic hair", you will find more facts that both MI-6 and the BBC do not want to be published.
Valerie Scooter Plame and her husband Joseph "Asshole" Wilson wanted to sue the LA Times for publishing a comment on the front page of the LA Times where a Bushy administration official referred to Joseph Wilson as an "asshole...and his wife[ Valerie Plame] works for the CIA..." After this was published certain rumors were Wikileaked about Valerie Scooter Plame not giving her husband enough blowjobs and wanting to have MORE cunnilingus and anilingus in her sex life. Dick Cheney has several Wyoming and Gabon oil buddies with "dark ties" to the LA Times via Chicago.
DeleteThe Butthole in the Wall Gang as wellas His Excllency Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo have all sorts of inside information about future Wikileaks but have decided to embargo them for release.
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ReplyDeleteparecer que manuel noreiga tiene un dolor en el culo del carajo!
Come on, Butthole Bongo, speed up the process !!! His Excellency Omar Butthole Bongo from the Congo has very funny news about His Excellency Col. Muamar "Kentucky Fried Chicken" el Kadafi, and his sons getting the clap, sceaming like banchis from the horrific painful urination of VD!. Butthole Bongo is still working hard to bring this story to light. If you Google George Charamba Facebook and the Red Pubic Hair Crisis of the Torres Strait, you will get details of a very interesting story about Hugo Chavez and his obsessions with famous and powerful women with red pubic hair...
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